) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
You open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
You open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant
and close the door.
3) The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend, except one. Which animal
does not attend?
The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
4) There is a river you must cross. But it is
filled with crocodiles. How do you manage it?
You swim across -- all the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.
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A man walks into a bar with his pet giraffe. They order some drinks. The giraffe gets so drunk he falls
down and doesn't move. The man starts to leave when the bartender says, "Hey! Don't leave that a lyin'!" The man smiles and
replies, "It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."
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Why didn't they invite the giraffe to the party? He was a pain
in the neck.
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3 giraffes are walking side by side when the first one says he's tired. He lays down by a lake and falls asleep.
The other 2 walk a while before the second one says that he's tired. He sits by a tree and falls asleep. The third giraffe
is very upset when finally he busts out, "Okay ya (acaicia) pains in the neck!"
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What do you get when 2 giraffes collide? A giraffic jam.
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